dead:

2012:

lapfoxofficial:

i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead

i told you dead and i are just friends

wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you

ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

zheitzer:

lygrim:

I’m going to need some gum, a diamond, and a fire extinguisher. 

sherlocked-on-the-phone:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT PLEASE IF THIS IS A JOKE IT’S NOT FUNNY

schwarbagetruck:

susitsu:

eximplode:

nevvymaster:

captainhanni:

if anyone has a tough year ahead of them or behind them

this japanese fisherman will get you back on your feet, i can guarantee

I WON’T GIVE UP, JAPANESE FISHERMAN!!!

THIS IS ACTUALLY SURPRISINGLY INSPIRATIONAL, EVERYONE NEEDS A JAPANESE FISHERMAN TO YELL AT THEM SOMETIMES OKAY

PLEASE CAN I JUST HAVE THIS MAN DO THIS FOR ME EVERYDAY????

SOMEDAY I WILL DO SOMETHING THIS INSPIRATIONAL TOO, BUT UNTIL THAT DAY THIS MAN WILL HAVE TO DO IT FOR ME

galehawthorne:

FACT: gays only sleep in upside down break dancing positions

digitallyimpaired:

i dont understand how people can wear high heels to school like foreal tho seven fucking hours in that shit i cant even go 2 minutes in heels

tumblino:

ambitiousbard:

jessidork:

toastyhat:

awesomephilia:

Reverse gender stereotypes at the gym

Aaahhhh get on my dash you amusing thing you.

I kinda love it

this is actually great from an acting perspective.

the actors actually played the opposite gender instead of just relying on stereotypes (ironically enough) to portray that they were, in fact, the opposite gender. Usually if you tell a guy to act like a girl, he begins playing by the homosexual stereotype (faking a lisp, popping the hip, etc.) and while it accentuates femininity, it’s really uncomfortable and forced, making it just seem like he’s playing a stereotype instead of the actual gender. And girls will do this too; being told to play a male and instead just deepening the voice and say “dude” and “bro” a lot (although these are more common among modern practices).

The males played up femininity without coming off as a forced stereotype and the females played up masculinity and machismo without forcing their performance.

also the video is funny and I kind of forgot the point I was making.

DONT BE A LITTLE PENIS

g0atfac3:

How come there’s never any 2nd person games?

You know like, you’re playing as a character, but you’re watching them from the point of view of their friend who’s a few feet away.

I’d play that.

orangemuses:

edwardspoonhands:

BRB….selling my Microsoft stock…

FUUUUUUCKIN SHREDDED